Jeff Bezos, founding father of Amazon and Blue Origin, unveils a brand new moon lander known as Blue Moon in 2019.


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Amazon and Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos is heading to area subsequent month aboard Blue Origin’s first crewed rocket to area. And a few individuals want the billionaire would simply keep there. A humorous on-line petition with greater than 13,000 signatures requires Bezos to be denied reentry to Earth.

The petition’s wording is much from critical.

“Jeff Bezos is definitely Lex Luthor, disguised because the supposed proprietor of an excellent profitable on-line retail retailer,” the petition reads. “Nonetheless, he is really an evil overlord hellbent on international domination. We have recognized this for years.”

The petition goes on to say Masonry, the Knights Templar, and the late Jeffrey Epstein, ending with, “This can be our final probability earlier than they allow the 5G microchips and carry out a mass takeover.”

This is not the one uncommon petition involving Bezos. A petition urging the businessman to “purchase and eat the Mona Lisa” has greater than 8,500 signatures as of this writing.

“No one has eaten the Mona Lisa and we really feel Jeff Bezos must take a stand and make this occur,” the petition reads.

Kane Powell of Maryland began the petition after a dialogue with buddies at an Applebee’s about how Bezos has sufficient cash to purchase the well-known Leonardo da Vinci portrait.

“I imply, me and my fiancée have been dipping into the greenback drink menu,” the 22-year-old Powell instructed Vice.

The Mona Lisa hangs within the Louvre museum in Paris, and for sure, isn’t on the market. Although if anybody might afford it, Bezos might.

Bezos, his brother Mark, and an public sale winner will journey alongside on the maiden crewed flight of Blue Origin’s New Shepard on July 20.

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